Kingsley's Chuckle Page

This page contains jokes and supposedly true stories that I thoughtwere particularly funny.

Select the links in the side frame to browse. Enjoy!

Meanwhile (back at the ranch) some random stuff ...

Added 01 June 2004:
What not to do with a tazer

Added 19 Feb 2004:
jurassic-fart.wmv (1MB)

Keyhole Challenge
Practice for some, fun for others ...

7 best positions in bed
No need for censorship ...

What do you get when you have too much time on your hands, a sharp knife, a green grapefruit, a very patient cat and a camera ?? ... this

Hitching a lift the hard way
Spotted by one of the users on the GTR forum - not something you see every day.

nutty-rear-steering.wmv (15MB)
A small Fiat, two steering racks, two drivers and the ability to go quickly in reverse ... (best with sound)

funny-cats.wmv (2.7MB)
Collection of small videos of cats doing silly things

drunk-face-view.jpg (22KB)
Not strictly speaking a "chuckle" item but definitely not for hangovers ...

man-with-huge-cock.jpg (42KB)
Certainly not something you see every day (and not as dodgy as you'd think)

crabvspipe1.mpg (1.8MB)
More incredible than funny (well, not funny at all really), this is a video taken in 6000 feet of water. An undersea robot is sawing a 3mm wide slit (1/10th of an inch ... remember that width) in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psig, while the pressure outside is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch. Then a crab comes along....

killerfart.mpeg (646KB)
Careful with that match!

News clipping where man was caught having sex with goat

News clipping where youths were caught having sex with a tethered sheep

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