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Who am I?
My name is Kingsley Tart (it has its advantages) and I was born in
September 1967.
What do I do?
Oooh lots missus. Well, a little bit anyway.
I'm a senior computer tech in my job, and then I come
home and watch Star Trek.
How can you contact me?
By filling in this form.
Where do I come from?
The country. I spent the first 19 years of my life in Shropshire
where the sun shines sometimes and the cows
wake you up in the morning.
I then moved to Kingston upon Thames, went to college for a while,
met some friends, and got a job in an IT department. After a while
I got a reputation for being a general hairy mad thing that knew
a lot about computers, though most people there were
quite reserved so you can tone that one down a bit.
Eight years later, I left my job and started another one just up
the road in a company called Data Systems Electronics doing PC and
Networking consultancy,
installations and support. Most people there thought I was completely barking
(in a nice kind of way, so they said) and I usually managed to turn my lunch
into a point of comedy, especially when it contained rather
copious amounts of garlic.
After 4 years of that it was time to move on so I changed to work for an
Internet provider in Camberley. I've been there since September 2000 and
am known as the, er, well it's kinda hard to describe. I seem to manage
to entertain and bewilder the rest of the staff so that's cool. Oh, and
I do systems development too ...
What do I like?
Ooh loads, now let's see ...
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My girlfriend, Jan. She's got to be the most fantastic person I've ever met.
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Nature. I love animals. Animals are great. When I move back to
the country, I want chickens, ducks and other beasties. I also
love the countryside, and the Scottish Highlands are excellent.
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My pussy cats! Little Man and Sponge are the dudes.
- my car and tuning it a bit
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Stonkingly good beer, like Gales HSB, Morland Old Speckled Hen,
Ringwood Old Thumper, Theakstons, etc. Don't like lager and London
beers (except Fullers, who make some rather fine ales). I like to
brew my own as well but have had varied success.
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Star Trek (now there's a surprise).
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Garlic and Indian food.
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Motorcycling (except the turbo's gone on my own bike
at the moment)
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Making people laugh (usually achieved while not trying)
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Good music (esp live when played well). My main tastes tend to be rock music of one type or another
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Monty Python, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers.
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Meeting new people (nice ones) and making new friends,
socialising with existing ones, having friends round for the
evening, etc.
What do I dislike?
- Raw tomatoes by themselves
- Most sport
- People dropping litter
- Kneeling on lumps
- People spitting
- Itches
- Cruelty to animals
- Arrogant people
- Rap, Garage
- The rust on my car
- Treading on lumps
- Most of the wallpaper in my house
- Banging my knee
- Washing Up
- Instant tea
- Lying on lumps
- Cities and pollution
- Most soap operas
- carefully balanced food rolling off the side of my fork before it reaches my mouth
- Big flashy boxes with loads of plastic packaging and all for 4 miserly biscuits
- Erecting ironing boards
- Really hard pencils
- Lumps
webmaster 11 October 2001